this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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