There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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