She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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