I'm really into asian looking animals
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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