oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The air was thick with penises
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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