My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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