You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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