I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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