That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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