Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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