FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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