I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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