Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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