What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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