Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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