I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it's like iHOP with fire
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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