"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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