What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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