Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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