the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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