Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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