Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
someone threw a dead crab at me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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