that's an acceptable place to lick
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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