I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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