He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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