Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have feelings that need drinking.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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