lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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