Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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