Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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