Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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