this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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