They should really pass out barf bags in church
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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