yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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