a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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