OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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