just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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