Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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