Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
