Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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