Its about making memories worth repressing
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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