Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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