Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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