I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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