when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm really busy with my period
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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