I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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