There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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