If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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