apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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