do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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