I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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