dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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