I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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