Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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